February 2012
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To everyone who has dealt with suicidal thoughts...
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My summary of Reichenbach...
Therapist: Why today?
John: You know why I’m here.
Therapist: No, I don’t read the newspaper, nor do I watch TV. I have no concept of what goes on in the outside world.
John: My best friend is dead.
Therapist: OH SHIT LOL, sorry.
-later-
Sherlock: I just solved everything, give me stuff.
People: Here’s a box.
Sherlock: I fucking hate boxes.
Lestrade: Here’s a hat.
Sherlock: I fucking hate hats.
Sally and Anderson: LOL
Sherlock: I will kill everybody in this room.
-later-
John: I’m almost 100% positive that this newspaper is calling me gay.
Sherlock: I don’t understand how hats like this work. I’ve narrowed it down to either two things the hat could possibly be used for; an ear hat or a death Frisbee.
-meanwhile-
Moriarty: I fucking love this London cap. I fucking love this music. I fucking love these jewels. Oh and I just fucked over the majority of England using two apps on my phone, nbd.
-later-
Kitty: I’m just chillin’ here in the men’s toilets, Sherlock, sign my boobs.
Sherlock: The fuck are boobs.
-later-
Jury: We find the defendant not guilty, even though he has no evidence or witnesses to support his plea.
Judge: lolwhut.
-later-
John: Sherlock, be careful, Moriarty is going to come over and-
Sherlock: OH MY GOD JOHN, SHUT UP, I’M TRYING TO HAVE TEA WITH THE MAN THAT TRIED TO KILL BOTH OF US.
Moriarty: I have access to everything in the world. I need to solve the final problem. The fall will begin soon. I.O.U. None of this is ever going to be important to the plot, though.
-later-
John: Excuse me, I’m looking for Mycroft Holmes.
Old guy: HOLY SHITBERRIES YOU CAN’T SPEAK IN HERE. IMMA USE MY CANE TO RING THIS BELL.
Random guys: We’re here to kidnap you.
John: K.
-later-
Mycroft: There are all these foreign assassins that live near you now, so, you know, beware of that.
John: Can’t you just tell Sherlock this yourself?
Mycroft: Bitch please, of course not. –FORESHADOWING GUILT-
-later-
Lestrade: Come solve murders.
Sherlock: Okay.
-later-
Sherlock: I’m a genius, ultra-violet light all up in here. Today is awesome.
John: Sherlock, ffs, children have been kidnapped, please tone down the happiness.
-later-
Sherlock: Molly, you’re coming to help me and John. You won’t ever have a love life so me crashing your date won’t matter.
Molly: Okay.
-later-
Sherlock: My homeless network > the English police force. Hurry up I just solved shit, let’s go save children.
-later-
Sherlock: Hello.
Girl: GSNRUOHOIEASNGISRGIPOASNNHORHGNTRUSRGOURENGUOEANGAGMNRS
-later-
Moriarty: IMMA TELL Y’ALL THE TALE OF SIR BOASTALOT.
Sherlock: The fuck is this, I don’t give a shit about children’s stories.
Moriarty: blah blah blah FINAL PROBLEM.
Sherlock: This will never be useful to me. But seriously, cab driver, what the shit was that-
Moriarty: LOL NO CHARGE
Sherlock: FUCK.
-later-
Sherlock: GUISE…GUISE…THERE ARE CAMERA’S EVERYWHERE.
John: What.
Lestrade: Sherlock, I have reason to believe that you are Sir Boastalot.
Sherlock: Moriarty is fucking with your head. This is a game. I DON’T LIKE GAMES. NEED I REMIND ALL OF YOU WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME WE PLAYED CLUEDO.
-later-
Lestrade: Sherlock, you’re under arrest.
John: I’M GOING TO PUNCH THIS RANDOM FUCKER IN THE FACE.
Sherlock: Coolies, now we’re both arrested.
-later-
Sherlock: I GOT A GUN. JOHN’S OFFICIALLY MY BITCH NOW.
John: I’m okay with this.
Sherlock: Kay, I got a great idea, we’re going to jump in front of a bus.
John: What.
-later-
Moriarty: So, I’m an actor now and Sherlock hired me.
Sherlock and John: What.
-later-
Sherlock: Molly, I need your help again.
Molly: Okay.
-later-
Mycroft: Yeah, so I’m the sole reason Sherlock is now in ridiculous amounts of danger, and will be the reason for his death.
John: You’re such a dick, Mycroft.
-later-
John: MRS HUDSON GOT SHOT, HOLY SHITBALLS.
Sherlock: Okay, you can go, I don't really care so I’m going to stay here.
-later-
Moriarty: OHMYGOD YOU’RE NORMAL. GO COMMIT SUICIDE TO SAVE YOUR FRIENDS.
Sherlock: I am a fucking angel. Here, listen to all my smart talk.
Moriarty: OH YAAAAY YOU’RE ME! LOL but I’m out *KILLS SELF*
Sherlock: Fuck. This ruins everything.
-later-
John: MRS HUDSON, YOU’RE NOT DEAD.
Mrs Hudson: No, just busy making tea for our next-door neighbour the assassin.
-later-
Sherlock: John….laterz. *jumps*
*THE SCENE THAT KILLED THE ENTIRE FANDOM*
-later-
John: *speaking to Sherlock’s grave*
*THE OTHER SCENE THAT KILLED THE ENTIRE FANDOM*
Sherlock: LOL JKS IM STILL ALIVE, but you'll have to wait another year to find out what the fuck just happened.
THE END.
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lovelikecrissc0lfer:
Hey, you. You’re beautiful. And amazing. And you’re not worthless. And I love you. Don’t forget that, okay?
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Hi, my name's Colin Morgan and I like to ruin...
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blaine-anderson:
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“You can have a very intense relationship with fictional characters because they...”
– J.K. Rowling (via hbks)
Queen Rowling has spoken
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Rowling understands us.
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i rarely ever keep the keyboard smash from my first try because sometimes it looks too intense and other times it looks like an actual word and sometimes it doesn’t really reflect my true feelings i mean keyboard smashing is actually a craft that i take very seriously
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dietcokeandpinksunglasses:
topblainestan:
okay but what if his dad’s name is also Blaine and when he said he’s a junior he meant his name is actually Blaine Jr
THIS IS THE BEST POST ON THE INTERNET
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milasweetcunt:
i was having a good day until i looked in the mirror
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reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
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letmartyhandlethis:
“I am so sorry” I whispered to my followers, reblogging yet another Benedict Cumberbatch.
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blainiacs:
lol but what if there’s a party for AudioGO and Chris Colfer goes and David Tennant goes and then they meet hahahahaahahahahahahah how fUNnY
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i see myself conjugating and im anticapating doing well on the test
you dont have to say, i dont really know, i dont really knowww, how to conjugate present tense VERBSSSSS.
rave.rave.rave.
